Me: Almost started laughing as the guy was tossing my salad. I started singing “shake it like a Polaroid picture” in my head.
Me: Eating cereal very Asian status.
Me: Awkward turtle! Sent those last two twitters as text messages to Sandy…
Me: Staring at Rona because she just stared at herself in the mirror at FT.
Rona: Saw Bri almost choke on her f-ing pizza.
Me: I don’t recall saying, “I just almost choked on my fucking pizza” … Why is it so fucking? Hahaha
Me: Almost spit out my hot chocolate. Intense!!!!
Rona: Wondering what’s so sexually active about Bri’s pizza. O.o
Woooow… my life on Twitter. I love it.