The Ideal Oatmeal

Breakfast is really important to me… but it is frequently the meal I have the least amount of time to prepare. Yet it’s supposed to power me through my day and help me avoid temptation later in the day. In the end… it usually but not always ends up being some variation of oatmeal. I don’t think I can fight it anymore… oatmeal is the breakfast du jour.

Meals give us energy. Our brain uses 20% of the body’s total energy. So: meals help our cognitive functions if we provide the body with the right nutrition. And for many people, what do you need from the get-go early in the morning? Dat brain power for work-related mumbo jumbo number crunching interpretation bullsht. Gosh, I have a remarkable talent for getting distracted with anecdotal information. I’m going to stop writing in full sentences. Bear with me. I get carried away when it comes to nutrition.

OATMEAL. 1/4th cup dry. Complex carb. 4g fiber. Is low-glycemic. A food is low-glycemic if it scores 50 or lower (effect food has on blood sugar levels). More fiber = feel “satisfied”/more full. Also has 5g of protein. Slow-digesting protein helps you feel full… LONGER. Fiber+protein = keep you from feeling like you’re hungry right after eating and after, too. But Carbs = energy to keep you going.

HOWEVER! if anyone says plain jane Oatmeal can satisfy them they’re lying or delirious. Also there wouldn’t be enough nutritional value to just pure oatmeal slow-boiled in water to mushy perfection.

Oatmeal checks out as a carb – 27g in 1/4th cup dry steel cut oats.

From the last post… I have learned that the ideal breakfast will have a combination of both complex carbs and protein… and it’s easy to see why. So wherefore art thou proteins?

First: When does the body rebuild and repair? During sleep. And from the last post, what repairs and rebuilds the cells? Protein! So upon rousing from that picture perfect pretty slumber… the body is in need of some protein. But alas, oatmeal – the world-proclaimed breakfast of champions – is a bit lacking in that department.

The easy solution: greek yogurt (17g protein, minimal carbs) or protein powder of some sort (varies depending on the source of the derived protein)!

From LiveStrong:

1. Kick Start Protein Synthesis – Your body uses protein to rebuild itself as you sleep, so come morning you’re in need of a protein boost. Just 20 to 30 grams of protein is enough to “flip on” your body’s muscle-building switch and maximize your ability to stack amino acids into protein and muscle. The morning is an especially good time to do this since your body’s levels of the stress hormone cortisol are elevated (cortisol runs on a circadian rhythm and is higher in the morning). Adding protein to your breakfast will stimulate protein synthesis, counteracting cortisol’s muscle degradation mechanism.

2. Make Better Choices – Researchers at the University of Kansas Medical Center discovered that an interesting rewiring of our brains occurs with higher protein breakfasts. In a small pilot study, they found that people who ate a high protein breakfast (versus those who ate low-protein morning meals or skipped breakfast entirely) experienced decreased activity in the part of the brain associated with reward-driven eating behaviors. These changes persisted for several hours after breakfast – indicating that a higher-protein breakfast helps you better control food cravings later in the day.

3. Feel More Satisfied – Protein has a satiating effect by controlling blood sugar and stimulating the hormone CCK (Cholecystokinin), which acts on the brain to increase feelings of fullness. This is especially beneficial for those looking to lose weight. Researchers at Purdue University found that dieters who increased protein at breakfast enjoyed sustained feelings of fullness after breakfast, though not at other meals.

Then there’s the small case of needing some servings of fruits and veggies every day…

So why not a nice handful of berries?

↑ high in antioxidants (anthocyanins)
↑ increases antioxidant capacity in plasma w/ intake of 3 cups of blueberries per day vs. 1-2 cups per day
↑ increases HDL cholesterol (the good kind)
↑ improves memory/cognitive function
↓ lowers triglycerides
↓ only 85 calories per cup
↓ low glycemic index (score of 50 or less)
↔ helps maintain blood pressure
↔ protects LDL cholesterol from oxygen damage, which in turns leads this bad cholesterol to clog the walls of blood vessels
↔ phytonutrient antioxidants help against oxidative stress to eyesight/helps protect against sun damage to retina

As if all that weren’t great enough, blueberries are fibrous. Oatmeal is great and all… but even a complex carb alone cannot do the body justice. Tossing in protein (very important at breakfast, I think!!) and some fruit (still a sugary carb, but with benefits that outweigh that small fact…) and flavors your oatmeal without need for nutritionless sugar.

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The Breakfast Hacks

I just finished eating my breakfast… after/during which I proceeded to look up nutritional information regarding optimal breakfast choices.

My google query?
“should you eat protein or carbs for breakfast?”

(I was trying to justify eating what I ate.)

Literally 10+ tabs, 20 minutes, and a lined notepaper full of notes later… I have arrived at the self-same conclusion: I’m stuck with oatmeal for breakfast for the rest of my living days. I think I’m secretly trying to find a way to avoid eating oatmeal. Alas… not today.

But fck it, because my breakfast was salmon (protein + omega-3 and 6 healthy ‘fat’) cooked in olive oil (good/healthy fat), and a hard-boiled egg sans the yolk (protein sans the fat) (only 43% of the protein of an egg comes from the yolk… so I see it as dispensable. Most of the calories of an egg come from the yolk as well… VERY dispensable. And 99% of the fat of an egg comes from the yolk… dispensable if and only if I am consuming an alternative and healthier fat. HOWEVER, most of the vitamins/nutrients are in the YOLK but! I presume to consume those throughout the day in other foods… so still dispensable) and a baby-sized granny smith apple (carb: low-glycemic index fruit/sugar intake).

[There are three types of carbs: starch, sugar, fiber; from there each of these three types can be complex or simple to signify the rate at which the body converts these to energy/how quickly they are digested. From there complex and simple carbs can be refined or unrefined.]

I frequently prefer lunch-esque meals for breakfast mostly because by the time I’m breaking my fast a great deal many hours have passed (about 12-13 potentially, but not always)… so I am ravenous! PLUS: I worked out crazy hard yesterday morning and I am feeling sore today and I need all the muscle repair/building I can get. So aha! Protein-focused breakfast.

I’ll spare myself the regurgitation but this LiveStrong article sums up what I already knew: a combination of complex carbohydrates mixed with protein is the ideal breakfast.

Carbs provide your body with energy rather easily and quickly, while protein helps build and repair cells (I see them as my personal muscle “repair shop” including replacing my broken down cells with new stronger muscle cells *here’s where I flex my non-existent muscles*). And healthy fats aid in the absorption of vitamins, maintaining a steady stream of energy via slowing down the digestion rate of all carbs, even the simple kind, so that you don’t experience a “sugar crash.”

All THAT above was just my preface… holy shit. I haven’t even gotten to the topic I started this whole entry for… breakfast hacks! Nutrition is my … what’s been occupying my thoughtz these days. It’s perhaps the most scientifically approachable basic human need.

Anyway… I think I’ll move my actual breakfast breakdown to the next post… this one seems quite dense and long already.

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The Birds and The Bee Pollen

There are so many wonderful things I want to talk about because I’ve been busy living these past few days. Not in that sad “just barely living” sort of way but in that “thriving” and doing things sort of way. A stark contrast to the despair from earlier in the week.

Culling the unnecessaries from my life feels immensely rewarding even if at first it seems to hurt. I nearly used the verb ‘cutting’ since that paints a better picture as to why it hurts. So I’ll try that approach instead. My ‘cutting’ of the unnecessaries is like painfully removing some part of me, some internal piece of my being but with the realization that that piece is cancerous. However painful the cut, however deep the slice – these things must be removed for they will cause more pain in the long-run than the temporary pain of cutting. The mind, body, soul can heal from these. Unnecessaries, be gone.

Fair warning: the rest of this post is about food. Snooooozeville to all but me.

In the spirit of *culling* though… I’ve committed to an indeterminate period of pescetarianism. I have to admit, this is just barely affecting my life because I don’t think I considered myself a big meat eater in the first place. I used to make fun of my mom and would “insult” her by jokingly saying she was a ‘carni’ (implying a carnivore to which she took great offense, lulz. I was an awful child). And I’ve always been a fatty carb lover. I’ve always proclaimed if I could survive on just bread and water, I would do it. Mmm, bread. But I digress!

So yes. I’m no longer eating chicken, beef, pork, etc. But boy am I gonna miss da birdies tho. Chicken is too good. But real life actual chickens freak me the fuck out. Their wings are gross looking and they move weird and *shudders* True story: I don’t really like animals. They freak me out. But whatever. I’m a selfish lady and I’m not eating them for my own health. *shrugs* Positive repercussions a bonus. And as for seafood… gosh, I don’t really like seafood that much but in my mind fish has so many good and healthy Omega fatty acids, it keeps my eating out options easier, and lastly I’m a Pisces so yes da fck I will EATMYOWNKIND. Lmao. #cannibalfo’sho #addictedtohashtags

This has led to much excitement over new culinary experiences (the pescetarianism, not cannibalism, to clarify)! I love cooking. I love trying new recipes, I love just going into the kitchen and not ever coming back out. (Metaphorically speaking since open floor plans are all the rage these days.) #iwishicouldstoptalkinginparenthesis #hashtagstoo

I love vegetables and fruit. And nutrition most of all. I was for a week quite focused on perfecting my smoothie recipes for maximum flavor and maximum nutritional balance. I successfully made my first delicious non-green green smoothie (it turned a vibrant crimson and it was deeeeeeeeeeeelicious)!

I recently started taking bee pollen capsules for protein, vitamins, and minerals. I figured that would be much easier than sprinkling bee pollen all over my food… considering I already have to sprinkle rice protein powder and maca powder and superfood powder into my smoothies… I figured – let’s do something I can commit to without it requiring da werq of a smoothie. It’s been interesting experiencing the side effects of the pillz. They’ve seriously reduced my nagging cravings and stifled my appetite a bit. They’ve given me more energy, too… though I still need to nap a few times. That will likely not ever change because naps rock my world.

For the most part for a few weeks I’ve done tea over coffee. But since yesterday I’ve been feeling that iced coffee so today is day 2 back to the coffee caffeination.

I haven’t exercised at alllll this week, though. But I mean… I don’t know. I’m not being hard on myself. I’ve accomplished a great deal of other things in my time this week so I think it’s alright. Balance.

I think I’ll maybe crank out another post later in the day – non-food related. We shall see just how typative I feel today.

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And by that I mean THROWS A FIT.

I can’t seem to finish any single post lately. Not even when it’s mostly pictures. I can’t focus my attention on any one thing for longer than like 30 minutes. My brain … and here I literally trailed off for about 10 minutes to crack some jokes at work and then started a list of things I need to replenish. Uhm, hello, brain, stop running off on me. It’s impossible to catch up!

You know, sometimes it’s hard reading blogs where it’s like, “what’s your morning routine?” And the response is usually something like:

Once I finally get out of bed (it takes some convincing), I begin with 10-20 min of yoga to stretch and then wash my face with two pumps of …

First of all.

My morning is like MAD DASH to the finish line. Once that alarm goes off things are no longer funny, there are NO JOKES. There is no ~moment of pause~ or reflection, as romantic as that may sound. It’s all wishful thinking.

For me? The alarm goes off. I RUN, not walk to the shower. And then it’s like every minute is calculated until I have about 15 minutes left before I need to be out the door and then I try as quietly as possible to sneak down the stairs without making the dogs bark, while in loud CLICK-CLACKING heels, breathing frantically that I need to get into the kitchen or else I will not have a good breakfast or a good morning for that matter.

Then the blog post I was reading continues:

I tend to have green smoothies or oatmeal for breakfast. My classic green smoothie: 1 cup almond milk, a bunch of kale (or spinach or chard), 1/2 avocado, 1 banana, bit of spirulina or wheatgrass, good bunch of chia seeds. For oatmeal, I’ll add honey, chia seeds or whatever nuts I have on hand.

And fine, fine. I add very similar things to my smoothie as well. But what posts like these fail to discuss is HOW IMMEDIATELY HUNGRY you will be or how fucking PLAIN oatmeal tastes (even with the addition of fruit stuffz). Have you ever tried a week of oatmeal? You want to murder yourself and the world for the creation of such a plain tasting healthy supposedly ‘filling’ food.

So sure, let’s romanticize healthy living saying you lackadaisically roll out of bed, and partake in an indeterminate amount of time on yoga and then eat this super healthy breakfast like it’s the best food in the world. D:

Maybe I’m hardcore hating right now. HATING SO HARD.

Because for me to ~slowly, hesitatingly~ roll out of bed I’d have to start at THREE AM. Cries.

And no matter how hard I try, it’s not happening. Not even when my 4am alarm clock threatens me with being FAT FOREVER. I equally turn off the 4am alarm that says “Fat Forever” and the 3am “Good morning, sunshine and rainbows!” If I need sleep, I need sleep.

Trying to reconcile all the things I *need/should* do is next to impossible with the things I *want* to do. This, here, has been my epic struggle as of late. In too many aspects to mention.

I start off with the good intention of waking up bright-eyed, starry-eyed, and wide awake. The truth is I can barely open my eyes and find myself practically sprawled on the floor from lack of energy.

According to all things WELL AND GOOD, I should every morning OIL PULL (for 15 minutes ideally), drink a glass of lukewarm water with lemon, meditate for 20 minutes, maybe read the newspaper or listen to the news, and all GOOD people exercise before work. WUTDAFUX.

Motivation and intent are there. BUT WHERE IS MY FOLLOW THROUGH? If life were a game of basketball, I’d be standing right by the 3 point line with the basket clear in sight and forgetting to shoot.

And I get it. If I worked out in the morning I would just shower and get ready for work immediately after. But as it so happens, my social life is jam-packed. Very few days are without some sort of plans. Which then means: speed home, change into exercise clothes – and then here exercise. Let’s pause the routine for a minute into another part that fitness blogs fail to mention:

HOW HARD THE “EXERCISE” portion of your day really is.

It’s this casual, “Oh you know… I bust out a quick 5 mile run with a smile on my face.”


But fitness blogs don’t tell you that. :\

Okay so then I exercise right?

And then I … HAVE TO GET READY ALL OVER AGAIN. It’s like 4am but with the sun out. MAD DASH TO SHOWER (again), blow dry the hair, pick a fucking outfit…

And I feel like this MAD DASH to get ready twice a day is ultimately ~preventable~ but it requires I get up at 3am.

And then yannoe… Feeling all good that I sacrificed the tastiness of life via smoothies, oatmeal, or salad for lunch… I go and EAT BIG for dinner with friends/family/whomever I have plans with that evening. And then it all feels like this EPIC struggle that in the end is just so nullified by one wrong deed.

I was tempted to also start a rant about how I no longer use sulfates…. no preservatives… no high fructose corn syrup… no synthetic fragrances. It’s like BY THE DAY the list of things I have to be wary and insanely avoid increases.


I suppose if it’s starting to feel like a struggle… this sort of lifestyle is costing me too much energy. Maybe I’m overwhelmed.

There are so many things I want/need to do on any given day that I just … don’t have the time.

My friend does her free time/meditation during her lunch break. I don’t really get one of those. We’re working all the time. And I feel like if I could slip some productivity into my working hours, I wouldn’t feel so burdened by having to accomplish SO MUCH in the few hours I have available to me before/after work. I work so fast. Today, for example, I finished all my work by 8am. Usually it’s by 9am though. And then I have nothing to do until about 11 or 12. That’s THREE HOURS of dead time. I can’t exactly bust out a book and start reading. Or put on my headphones and start watching TV.

But the time I waste at work doing nothing… is increasing. And it increases the burden of having to do the ACTUAL things I need to get done into a much smaller time frame.

OK. I’m done. I’m done ranting. I’m going to go eat a chicken sandwich now. Not a burger, a chicken sandwich. Because that’s the healthier alternative right?

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